Who Said it? Match the Quote to the Friends Character
Welcome to the real world. It sucks, you’re gonna love it!
It hurts so bad I can only let her do one eyebrow, and now they do not match!
How long do cats live? Like assuming you do not throw them under a bus or something?
I am an actor, you probably recognize me from a little show called “The Days of Our Lives.”
You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?
I am thinking your new girlfriend wouldn’t urinate on my coffee table.
I discovered that I am able to count all my teeth using just my tongue.
From now on I’m not getting out of this chair ever; from now on this chair is the one.
Ross, I got a science question; If the homo sapiens were, in fact, homo sapiens, is that why they are extinct?
Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Come on Ross; you are a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
Why! God, why! We had a deal let others grow up not me!
I remember the day that I got my first paycheck; there was a cave-in in one of the mines.
You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you wouldn't be successful.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Hey, you know what I just realized? 'Joker’ is 'Poker’ with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Suppose we’re a divorced couple. And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies, and I gotta buy a new kid.
Okay, is everybody clear? We are gonna pick it up and move it. All we need is teamwork, okay? We are gonna lift the car… and slide it out. Lift… and slide.
If you want to receive e-mails on my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
I have had it with you guys and your “cancer” and your “emphysema” and your “heart disease.” The bottom line is smoking is cool, and you know it!