Who Said It: George or Krammer?

It’s is not a lie when you believe it.

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God?

Yeah, I named the chicken after you.

He fires People like its bodily function.

Here’s to feeling good all the time.

You’re going to dry fry our laundry.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?

I am speechless. I have no speech.

You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

I want to make a good entrance.

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

I lie every second of the day.

I’m on the Mexican radio.

You know what would make a great coffee table book?

I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.

We’re going to make it happen.

I don’t think I have ever been to an appointment in my life.

Little Jerry loves the morning.

I’m not a heterosexual.

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